PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT EXCITED ABOUT SPACE BAFFLE ME LIKE THEY JUST FOUND A PLANET WHERE IT RAINS GLASS AND IT RAINS SIDEWAYS ITS LIKE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW CAN U NOT CARE IF U CANT BE EXCITED ABOUT SPACE GET OUT MY FACE
THERE IS A SUPER MASSIVE CLOUD OF DRINKABLE ALCOHOL FLOATING AROUND IN SPACE AND FROM WHAT WE CAN TELL SO FAR IT’S RASPBERRY FLAVORED OKAY
Tattoo by @thomsontattoos
evVERY TIME SOMEONe FOLLOWS ME I JUSt imagine them like
did you know that the australian government literally changed the date of australia day this year because it was on a saturday and everyone was that upset about missing out on having a day off
remember when they pushed the time of the leader’s debate back a couple of hours because the final of masterchef was scheduled to air at the same time
advance australia fair
don’t forget when we officially renamed mcdonald’s
Talk Leedle To Me
(I have no regrets.)
hHELP IM FUCKIGN DYING
O H MY GOD
THIS WAS SO MUCH GREATER THAN I EXPECTED
im at my church and im using the wifi here and i look to see what my connections are and
450 notes, no one thought of mentioning who is the actor with such beautiful eyes?
Because everyone knows.
Only one man has candy apple green eyes.
the greenest green to ever green
I ship them with Benedicts eyes
And i ship them with these eyes
Green and blue, like the sky touching the grass
as one descends from heaven, to touch the earth
That was beautiful.
"Dude what the fuck, you know that Derek comes first, always. Go save my boyfriend, I’ll catch up."